In Reply to: Ther's Bars in them thar fields posted by Harmony Road on January 18, 2010 at 09:35:42:

Dang it all!

You Americans can always outdo the rest of us in the tall tales stakes.

Although that one "bearly" makes it for believability!

The best I ever did was to prong about 30 wild pigs out from under an irrigated and very heavy, lodged barley crop with the crop lifters on a stinking hot day..

Minding my own business I was and suddenly right down where the knife is supposed to be, the whole bloody crop heaved and then just took off with pigs surfacing at speed in all directions.

Mustard colored underpants do have their advantages.