In Reply to: Re: Hey ROM posted by R.O.M on March 11, 2010 at 17:26:30:
oh gee, He will get me for this but,,, the local church organist was a very, very well endowed lady. As gravity took its toll through the years the bosums interferred with the keyboard to the point the elders told the pastor she had to go. The music was horrible. The pastor ask for a special council with the lady and as matter of factly and gently as possible told her the problem and that the only thing he knew to try was to soak her chest in alum water before the next Sun service. She thanked him and promised she would try as she loved to play the hymns. It worked. The next sunday gravity was reduced as the skin shrunk, things tighend up and the music was fantastic. As a matter of fact there was not a dry eye in the house. Grown men wept openly at the organs sound as the music called everyone to assembly. The music director finally stood up,wiped his tears, opened his hymnal, and with severly puckered lips said "otay now ebbry buddy det a hymal an tun to...."